Assistant to the Villain

ASSISTANT WANTED: Notorious, high-ranking villain seeks loyal, levelheaded assistant for unspecified office duties, supporting staff for random mayhem, terror, and other Dark Things in General. Discretion a must. Excellent benefits. 

With a family to support, Evie Sage’s employment status isn’t just important, it’s vital. No job is perfect, of course, but even less so when you develop a teeny crush on your terrifying, temperamental, and undeniably attractive boss.